his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I deserve this hangover.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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