it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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