how can u be prego again
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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