You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
please come you make the beer taste better
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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