please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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