I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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