god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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