Don't you send me to vm
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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