I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Randomize
