is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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