I need to stop coming to work sober
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Do plants get herpes?
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