Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
did i just pee glitter
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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