Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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