at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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