ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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