I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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