it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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