What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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