She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Randomize
