is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Randomize
