I think im going to throw up on grandma
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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