And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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