Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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