I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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