Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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