is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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