But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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