In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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