okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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