I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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