is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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