How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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