I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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