Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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