You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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