Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
i now understand why vodka
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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