is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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