i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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