Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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