I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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