it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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