Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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