So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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