Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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