Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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