well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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