I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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