So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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