I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i think i just lost a toe
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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