you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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